A#      A#m     C       C#      Cm      D#m     F#      
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 ||OO    |OOO    ||||    OOO|    ||||    |||O    |O|O   
 |O||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||O|    ||O|   
 O|||    O|||    |||O    ||||    |OOO    OO||    O|||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    |||O    ||||    ||||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

F7      G#      Gm      
<====>  <====>  <====>  
 ||O|    ||||    |||O   
 O|||    ||||    |O||   
 |O|O    |O|O    ||O|   
 ||||    ||O|    ||||   
.||||   .O|||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||   

[intro]
             A#     Gm A#
This was a triumph
    Gm           A#
I'm making a note here
Gm           A# Gm
"huge success"

     Cm              F7
It's hard to overstate my satis-
A#      Gm A#
-faction

Gm         A#     Gm A#
Aperture Science
   Gm             A#       Gm      A# Gm
we do what we must because we can

Cm              F7
For the good of all of us
           F#
except the ones who are dead


[chorus]
            C#        G#           F#       C#
but there's no sense crying over every mistake
         C#       G#               F#         C#
you just keep on trying till you run out of cake
        D#m           G#            C#      G#/C  A#m
and the science gets done and you make a neat gun
        F#           F7
for the people who are still alive


[bridge]
A# Gm
A# Gm
A# Gm
A# Gm


[verse]
             A#    Gm  A#
I'm not even angry
Gm          A#      Gm      A#   Gm
I'm being so sincere right now

Cm              F7
Even though you broke my heart and
     A#   Gm A#
killed me

    Gm           A#   Gm A#
And tore me to pieces
    Gm               A#   Gm      A#  Gm
And threw every piece into a fire

Cm                 F7
As they burned, it hurt because
         F#
I was so happy for you


[chorus]
          C#         G#           F#        C#
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
          C#      G#             F#         C#
And we're out of beta; we're releasing on time
       F#         G#                C#       G#/C       A#m
So I'm glad I got burned; think of all the things we learned
        F#           F7
for the people who are still alive


[bridge]
A# Gm
A# Gm
A# Gm
A# Gm


[verse]
(quieter)
             A#       Gm  A#
Go ahead and leave me
  Gm            A#      Gm      A#   Gm
I think I prefer to stay inside

Cm                F7
Maybe you'll find someone else
       A#   Gm A#
to help you

Gm           A#   Gm A#
Maybe Black Mesa?
Gm              A#     Gm            A#  Gm
That was a joke - haha - fat chance!

Cm           F7
Anyway, this cake is great
          F#
it's so delicious and moist


[chorus]
        C#         G#                    F#         C#
Look at me, still talking when there's science to do
  C#        G#                  F#           C#
I look out there; it makes me glad I'm not you
       F#         G#                C#       G#/C   A#m
I've experiments to run; there is research to be done
       F#          F7            A#
on the people who are still alive


[outro]
Gm      A#           Gm           A#
And believe me, I am still alive!
Gm        A#             Gm            A#
I'm doing science and I'm still alive!
Gm        A#             Gm           A#
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive!
Gm              A#           Gm            A#
And when you're dying I'll be still alive!
Gm              A#            Gm           A#
And when you're dead I will be still alive
Gm         A#
Still alive
Gm        (A#)
Still alive